How about this??

Since I'm unsure what to write on here I thought I'd open it up to suggestions.  You give me a topic and I'll share my views on it.  Or ask me advice!  Yeah, that's a really good one.  I'm very good at giving advice.  This can be like a "Dear Abby" thing...only with way more f-bombs!  Hey, I'm beginning to really like this whole idea.  It takes the pressure of being creative off of me.  You guys just go ahead and ask questions and I'll respond.  Does that count as a blog?  How about if I agree to come on and post random ramblings as well.  So it's a combination blog/advice column/informative website?  And maybe I'll share recipes.  I've seen people do that on blogs before.  I have this great one for tuna casserole!  It was my mom's recipe. You want that one?  Here:

Ingredients:
1 Bag Egg Noodles (12 oz)
1 Can Cream/Mushroom Soup
1 Can Cheddar Cheese Soup
1 Cup Milk
1 Can Tuna (we prefer solid white in water)
Salted Potato Chips
Directions:
Cook egg noodles as stated on directions
Drain
Add both soups, milk, tuna
Stir Well
Crush up potato chips
Add some to mixture but keep some to sprinkle on top
Put in casserole dish
Add crushed potato chips to top
Cook for 30 minutes at 350
My brother likes to add peas.  I hate peas.  But if you like them I guess you can put them in.  But don't invite me over for dinner or I'll make gagging noises through the entire meal.

There you go!  Wow, I did it.  That totally counts as a "real" blog entry, right? 

Be Gentle. It's My First Time

Ummm, hi.  Yeah, so this is blogging.  I'm sorta feeling that way I do when I'm in a crowded public restroom and I'm too shy to pee.  Normally I love to write about stuff.  Hmm...now that peeing metaphor doesn't make much sense.  I mean, it's not like I love to pee.  Well, I guess I do if I've been holding it for a while.  Crap, now I'm worried that "metaphor" wasn't the right word.  Is it analogy?  Is that even a word.  Oh dear, I don't think I'm very good at this blogging stuff.  Maybe I'll improve with practice.  I mean, who's going to want to read about peeing and grammar insecurities?  Oh wait, am I supposed to introduce myself?  Do people do that on blogs?  My brain hurts. And I'm tired.  So this will conclude my first blog entry.  Pretty lame.  Which is par for the course when describing first times.